Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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