There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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