I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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