Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
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I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
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There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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