my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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