Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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