just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
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I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
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Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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