I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
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I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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