I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
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I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
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i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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