Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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