Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
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