so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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