I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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