after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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