How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
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