Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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