Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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