Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Randomize
