So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
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Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
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His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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