how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
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No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
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No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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