No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I don't think brook has ever known best
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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