dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
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Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
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She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Are these your boobs on my camera?
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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