i permit you to call me
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
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bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
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I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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