Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
