Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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