You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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