Say something about gay babies.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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