Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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