the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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