No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
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