So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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