If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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