Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
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