Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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