turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
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I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
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We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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