You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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