So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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