He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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