normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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