How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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