Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
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