My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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