So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
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