But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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