Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
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