3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
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