Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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