Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
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I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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