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I wish I only lived at night.
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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