looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
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he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
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Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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