is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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