As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
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We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
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The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
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