So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
He felt like a one man threesome
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
Randomize
